Your Employee ID number has been recorded and sent to management. You have incurred one (1) strike against you for this failure to comply with company policy.
In accordance with Shredder Corp's One (1) Strike Policy, your termination is effective immediately. Please turn in your Employee ID card to the HR Department, clear out your desk, and leave the Shredder Corp premises immediately or risk forceful removal and/or neutralization.
Thank you for your compliance.