Welcome to Shredder Corp's cutting-edge headquarters—a state-of-the-art facility designed to inspire innovation, collaboration, and efficiency. Located at the corner of Success and the Future, our new headquarters embodies our commitment to excellence, providing a dynamic environment that fosters creativity and drives our vision forward.

• Traditional Cubicles: High-walled cubicles that save space and isolate employees to hinder distractions and collaboration.

• Wired Telephone Lines: Dedicated landline telephones at individual desks, less commonly used due to the prevalence of mobile phones and VoIP systems, but a great cost-cutting initiative.

• Printers and Copiers in Most Offices: Printers and copiers, now consolidated into centralized multifunction devices for cost efficiency and sustainability.

• Desktop Computers: Exclusive reliance on desktop computers because laptops are nothing else but aesthetically pleasing and overpriced.

• Chairs: You heard right. No more standing all day in the new office. We're happy to offer chairs, the real deal with four legs and everything, for most employees to sit on.

• Fax Machines: Dedicated fax machines for document transmission to help us keep sensitive information from leaking onto the world wide web.

• Carpet: No cold, lifeless hardwood floors here. Just warm, shaggy carpet everywhere, even in the bathrooms.

• Traditional Breakrooms: Basic breakrooms with paid vending machines, chairs and tables, and delicious, lukewarm water from the watercooler. No need to fill up your your reusable water bottle in the bathroom sink anymore! 

• Fluorescent Lights: Are you wearing sunglasses to work because you're hungover, or because we have some of the most blinding, inefficient fluorescent lights on this side of the 21st century?

• Limited Flexibility in Work Hours or Remote Work: Strict adherence to fixed work hours to ensure that the job gets done.